IAmNotListeningLaLaLa or ‘Kojak’ Movie Starring Vin Diesel
Seriously. Why? Just, why?
Anyways, apparently they’re going to make Kojak into a movie and have Vin Diesel in the Telly Savalas role.
I do not approve.
The writing team behind a lot of 007 installments, Neal Purvis and Robert Wade, are set to re-imagine and update the story.
Now would be a great time for the zombie apocalypse to happen, with Savalas front and centre to beat these people to death with his own dismembered arm.