IAmNotListeningLaLaLa or ‘Kojak’ Movie Starring Vin Diesel

Juliette B Edwards | 19 December 2012 | 0 Comments   

savalas

Seriously. Why? Just, why?

Anyways, apparently they’re going to make Kojak into a movie and have Vin Diesel in the Telly Savalas role. 

I do not approve.

The writing team behind a lot of 007 installments, Neal Purvis and Robert Wade, are set to re-imagine and update the story.

Now would be a great time for the zombie apocalypse to happen, with Savalas front and centre to beat these people to death with his own dismembered arm.

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