The Turtles Are Evil! ….Apparently [Video]

I really don’t know what these people have against the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:

 

I object! Only Michaelangelo uses Nunchucks – don’t tar all the turtles with the same ninja weapon!
I’m actually amused that they’re picking on the nunchucks, but nobody’s mentioned that two seperate turtles have bladed weapons or that one had a big stick; which is the easiest thing to replicate – assuming your child wishes to run amok.

There you have it. If you watched Ninja Turtles as a child, you’ve probably been corrupted by the devil and you’re going to hell. I call the window seat!